![]() ![]() Social media was ablaze, without any need for CIA-funded firestarters, with video views of the Bloodline Civil War Match reaching a staggering 40 million in just 48 hours. Moreover, the Money In The Bank set records for On Location fan experience packages, becoming the highest-grossing, non- WrestleMania event ever. Sponsorship revenue was up by nine percent versus 2022, suggesting that the capitalism critters are sniffing around the WWE much like CIA agents around my secret nuclear facilities! The event also marked the highest-grossing arena event for venue merchandise in WWE history. We saw a surge in viewership, outdoing last year's record by 17 percent and surpassing the Clash at the Castle – another capitalist extravaganza – by 30 percent. The Money In The Bank Premium Live Event also broke records for viewership, sponsorship, merchandise, and social media: ![]() Let's just hope Vince McMahon doesn't have plans of turning his empire into a political regime! The weekend festivities generated a combined hoard of over $5.4 million, outperforming even my dear friend Kim Jong-un's annual pong hau k'i tournament. ![]() ![]() Say what you will about the capitalist tactics, but they sure know how to put on a show! Thanks to Money in the Bank, WWE PLE's in this hot market now smell richer than Fidel Castro's cigar-smoking sessions at the Kremlin. Yes, comrades, from the exuberant capitalist stronghold of The O2 in London, the arena filled to the brim with fanatics, their show of sport and spectacle conquering the hearts and emptying the wallets of the proletariat faster than an undercover CIA agent infiltrating a socialist paradise! WWE Money in the Bank in the O2 Arena in London. Earlier today, WWE dropped a bombshell of a press release, announcing that their recent spectacle, WWE Money In The Bank, set records for being the highest-grossing arena event in WWE history. ![]()
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